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\* National Enquirer Headlines. \* %SPIRITUAL Spiritual Clairvoyant Telepathic Telekinetic %RELATIVE Father Uncle Grandfather Grandmother Son Daughter Mother Aunt Postman Accountant Dog Catcher IRS Man Hairdresser Avon Lady %WEAPON{a} {|a }Meat Cleaver {|a }Hatchet {|a }Machete {|a }Phased Plasma Rifle {|a }Chain Saw {|a }Samurai Sword {|an }Axe {|a }Machine Gun {|an }Anti-tank weapon \*{\FRUIT|\FRUIT/a} \FRUIT/& %GHOST Ghost Evil Spirt Poltergist Demon Phantom Bogie Man %RELIGION Buddist Methodist Baptist Islamic Moslem Roman Catholic Atheist %UFFO UFO Flying Saucer Space Ship Mother Ship Space cruiser USS enterprise Galactic Space Cruiser %PLANET Pluto Mars Venus Mercury Neptune Saturn Jupiter The Moon %ET{s} Extra-Terrestrial{|s} E.T.{|'s} Space Alien{|s} Being{|s} Space Being{|s} Cyborg{|s} Humanoid{|s} Alien{|s} %DRUG Heroin LSD Angel Dust Coke Cocaine Crack Quaaludes Amphetamines %FRUIT{as} {|a |}Mango{||es} {|a |}Tomato{||es} {|a |}Banana{||s} {|a |}Cherr{y|y|ies} {|an |}Apple{||s} {|a |}Plum{||s} {|a |}Pear{||s} {|an |}Orange{||s} {|a |}Tangerine{||s} {|a |}Lemon{||s} {|a |}Lime{||s} %MADNESS Crazed Drug-Crazed Insane Manic Depressive Neurotic Psychotic Psychopathic Devoted Religious Fanatical Pathological %KILLER{s} (2)\KILLERX/& \MADNESS \KILLERX/& %KILLERX{s} \FRUIT/& Great White Shark{|s} Terminator{|s} Ewok{|s} Wombat{|s} Bee{|s} Wasp{|s} Whale{|s} Shark{|s} Lion{|s} Dolphin{|s} Elephant{|s} Worm{|s} Clam{|s} Kitten{|s} Lobster{|s} Tiger{|s} Leopard{|s} Panda{|s} Crocodile{|s} %MCELEB Ronald Reagan Frank Sinatra Michael Jackson Prince Mick Jagger Donny Osmond Lou Albano Sylvester Stallone Sean Penn Bob Dylan David Letterman Johnny Carson Muammar Quadaffi Moammar Khadafy Kenny Rogers Burt Reynolds John Davidson Richard Nixon Prince Charles George Lucas %FCELEB Princess Diana Queen Elizabeth Nancy Reagan Linda Ronstadt Maggie Trudeau Liz Taylor Tina Turner Dolly Parton Cher Jane Fonda Eva Gabor Joan Rivers Madonna Cindi Lauper %BABY{s} Bab{y|ies} Child{|ren} Son{|s} Daughter{|s} %FDEAD\* female persons long dead Cleopatra Joan of Arc Lady Godiva Queen Victoria The Queen of Sheba %DFCELEB\* dead female 'celebrities' Marilyn Monroe Janis Joplin (4)\FDEAD %MDEAD\* male persons long dead Atilla the Hun King Henry VIII Abraham Lincoln George Washington Moses %DMCELEB\* dead male celebs (3)Elvis Jimi Hendrix Jim Morrison John F. Kennedy Bing Crosby John Lennon JFK Groucho Marx Harry Chapin \MDEAD %DCELEB \DMCELEB \DFCELEB %DEAD \FDEAD \MDEAD %EAT{sd} {eat|eats|ate} kidnap{|s|ped} {take|takes|took} kill{|s|ed} devour{|s|ed} maim{|s|ed} injure{|s|d} rape{|s|d} %SAY{s} Say{|s} Reveal{|s} \*Admit{|s} Claim{|s} Insist{|s} \*Warn{|s} %DOCTOR{s} Doctor{|s} Psychologist{|s} Psychiatrist{|s} Physician{|s} Neurologist{|s} Dentist{|s} Pediatrician{|s} Vetrinarian{|s} Optician{|s} %SCIENTIST{s} Scientist{|s} \DOCTOR/& Chemist{|s} Physicist{|s} Meta-physicist{|s} Engineer{|s} Computer Scientist{|s} Professor{|s} Technician{|s} Whiz Kid{|s} Brain Boff{|s} AI Expert{|s} Pattern Recognition Researcher{|s} %NATIONALITY Russian Soviet British Polish French Belgian Swiss German Spanish Mexican Ukranian American Canadian Albanian Australian Chinese Japanese %DISEASE Herpes AIDS Flu Leprosy VD a Backache Chicken Pox Malaria Laryngitis a Nosebleed Tuberculosis Cancer %FICTCHAR Santa Claus Bigfoot Snow White God Bhudda Mary Poppins The Loch Ness Monster Yogi Bear James Bond The Wicked Witch of the West The Wizard of Oz Captain Kirk The Tooth Fairy Kermit the frog Batman Superman Spiderman %KILL{sd} Kill{|s|ed} Murder{|s|ed} Maim{|s|ed} Slaughter{|s|ed} Mutilate{|s|d} Sho{ot|ots|t} Mug{|s|ged} %NUMBER \NUMBER1 (2)\NUMBER2 Twenty-\NUMBER1 Thirty-\NUMBER1 Forty-\NUMBER1 Fifty-\NUMBER1 Sixty-\NUMBER1 Seventy-\NUMBER1 Eighty-\NUMBER1 Ninety-\NUMBER1 %NUMBER1 Two Three Four Five Six Seven Eight Nine %NUMBER2 Ten Eleven Twelve Thirteen Fourteen Fifteen Sixteen Seventeen Eighteen Nineteen %FOOD{a} {|a }Taco (5)\FRUIT/& {|an }Enchilada {|a }Burrito {|a }Watermelon {|a }Triple Ice Cream Cone {|a }Tostada %PERSON{s} \KILLER/& Football player{|s} {Man|Men} Wom{an|en} TV Personalit{y|ies} Game Show Host{|s} Politician{|s} \SCIENTIST/& \DOCTOR/& \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/& \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/& Unemployed \SCIENTIST/& Student{|s} Air Traffic Controller{|s} \NATIONALITY Student{|s} \ET/& %AIRCRAFT Airplane Helicopter Airship Hot Air Balloon Hang Glider Helium Balloon UFO Jet Fighter 747 DC-10 %CELEB \MCELEB \FCELEB %PLACE Redwood City Australia Nevada Austin, Texas Magrathea Outer Space Memphis England San Francisco Castro Street San Jose L.A. New York Orlando, Florida Missouri Middle Earth The Shire Barsoom Planet Vulcan Fremont Airport Tokyo Transylvania Times Square Wall Street San Rafael Israel Beirut Mordor BBC television center Dr. Who's Tardis Stalingrad Moscow Amsterdam Manchester Edinburgh Red Square Kremlin Mimico Hollywood Daytona Beach Salt Lake City Mississauga Majorca Bangkok Monte Carlo Lisbon Barrie Nirvana %MAIN \CONST.\! %INVOLVED .\! -- \CELEB Reveals All .\! -- \CELEB May Be Involved %PROOF \PHOTO \PHOTO .\! -- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Offer Undeniable Proof %PHOTO .\! -- Exclusive Pictures Inside .\! -- Photographic Evidence Offers Proof .\! -- National Enquirer Photo Exclusive %CONST "Killer \KILLER/s From \PLANET \EAT/d My \BABY" \SAY/s \CELEB\PHOTO "\CELEB Is Really \ET From \PLANET" \SAY/s \CELEB "\CELEB Is Really \ET From \PLANET" \SAY \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s \MCELEB and \FCELEB Secretly Wed in \PLACE, It's Official\PHOTO Eating \FRUIT/s Can Give You \DISEASE, \SAY \NATIONALITY \DOCTOR/s "\ET/s From \PLANET Gave Me \DISEASE" \SAY/s \CELEB "\FICTCHAR is for real".\! -- \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s come up with undeniable proof "\MCELEB is really my father", \SAY/s \CELEB "\FCELEB is really my mother", \SAY/s \CELEB \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s discover lost city of \PLACE \CELEB \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s in drunken rampage \PERSON, stoned on \DRUG, \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s \CELEB Falls \NUMBER thousand feet out of \AIRCRAFT ... and survives "\ET/s From \PLANET Landed In My Garden And \EAT/d \NUMBER \FRUIT/s" \SAY/s \CELEB \FCELEB Gives birth to \NUMBER \BABY/s\INVOLVED \RELIGION Monks report \UFFO Sighting in \PLACE\! "They Came From \PLANET!"\PROOF Real Life Ghost Busters Exorcise \GHOST from \CELEB/ 's home in \PLACE \BABY \KILL/d by Pet \KILLER\PHOTO Amazing \MADNESS \KILLERX from \PLACE "I Chopped My \RELATIVE To Death With \WEAPON/a" -- \PERSON \PERSON Goes Berserk And \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s With \WEAPON \FCELEB Tells Of Night Of Terror With \MCELEB. "He Threatened Me With \WEAPON/a" \MCELEB Tells Of Night Of Terror With \FCELEB. "She Threatened Me With \WEAPON/a" \FRUIT/s Have \SPIRITUAL Powers, \SAY \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s\PROOF \PERSON Sees Face Of \FICTCHAR In \FOOD/a "Elvis Died From Eating \FRUIT/s", \SAY/s \CELEB\PROOF \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Produce \SPIRITUAL \KILLER Girl \PERSON \KILL/s \NUMBER \PERSON/s With \WEAPON,\!Then Is Acquitted By Jury \NUMBER Years For \MADNESS \WEAPON Murderer. "I Would Do It Again" Says \CELEB \PERSON Struck By Lightning -- \NUMBER Times Jury Acquit Notorious \WEAPON Murderer From \PLACE \MCELEB and \FCELEB Seen Together in \PLACE. "Is It Love?" \PERSON/ 's Bizarre Claim: "\NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Planted Mind Control Device In My Head" "Does \FICTCHAR Exist?" \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s Offer New Evidence Travelling To \PLACE In A Stolen \AIRCRAFT -- \CELEB Tells All\PHOTO "\FICTCHAR \EAT/d My \BABY", \SAY/s \PERSON "\MCELEB is the Father Of My \BABY", \SAY/s \MADNESS \PERSON "\FCELEB is the Mother Of My \BABY", \SAY/s \MCELEB\INVOLVED \FCELEB Files Paternity Suit Against \FCELEB -- Claiming Sex Change "I Am The Reincarnation of \FDEAD", \SAY/s \FCELEB "I Am The Reincarnation of \MDEAD", \SAY/s \MCELEB \SCIENTIST/s Discover \FCELEB Was Married to \MDEAD in Previous Life "I spoke to \DCELEB through \FRUIT/a" \SAY/s \PERSON "I Saw \DCELEB Alive and Well in \PLACE" \SAY/s \PERSON \NATIONALITY \SCIENTIST/s resurrect \DCELEB\PROOF In \MADNESS Rage, \PERSON \KILL/s \NUMBER, Self "\CELEB Is Addicted to \DRUG"\PROOF %%